Soccer, national suicide.

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"Have lads play footie ya coont"

Admittedly, the longest I’ve ever been able to watch soccer is when I last played it on SEGA Genesis.  I remember laughing.  I also remember listening to Yellowcard.  I also remember playing with G.I. Joes and kicking a ball around with my kid friends in the schoolyard.

So it’s soccer time all around the flaming busted globe and I’ve got a few friends that are closet-gay soccer fans.  I didn’t know this about them mainly because I’ve intentionally lived my whole life wildly soccer ignorant, so I didn’t want to learn much from them…in fact, I would have been happy with completely nothing.  This resulted in a very light amusing conversation of the run pass run run kick ball ball game.
Well, the world unites under one HUMANKIND SPORT!
I learned that it’s the most popular sport in the world.  I felt it’s by far the silliest sport, as does anyone with half a goddamned brain.  Those running guys are really in some good shape, running all day like that.
My final take-home from the soccer discussion was from this article I found, negating a little of soccer’s validity as a handholding multicultural sport that unites the whole happy globe–regardless if the whole world’s on fire.  May the best humans from the best nation win!  They may be last in science, technology, language, humanities, and quality of life but good god all mighty–they’ve got a hell of a soccer team!  One hell of a stadium to house the good fans.
AND it’s in a good place this time.  Quite possible one of the worst and violent hellholes to live, Brazil.  When I pop onto live leak to get my lessons in humanity every day–the more horrendous murders and assassinations are always happening in Brazil.  People being shot unaware by rat bastard closet pussies for some “disrespect” or something.  Kinda like how all the 35 on 35 youth fights start on worldstars.  The populous is in shambles but the good gov will blow billions on a run run fast fast ball ball game.  The power to unite the world in sport.  In sport and in spirit.
In summation, shoot yourself if you watch soccer.  Haha I’m not kidding.  You’re better off dead than watching such a piece of shit sport–of course this applies to pretty much every sport.  I’m sorry, it’s not anything against multicultural sports or sports not dominated by America or sports that can be played by people with the lowest I.Q. imaginable.  Oh well, let the good riots and shitgames begin.  Shoot yourself if you watch soccer.
God, remember when we used to laugh at third world for worshipping soccer?  Even while they live in hell with nothing but poverty.  Sounds fun and fitting.
Play quake.
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