Philanthropy is on acid and it sucks so bad.

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I dump water on my head. I just cured a cancer person.

Dump cold water on yourself and make your friends do it. It’s a media sensation. Good fucking job you self centered fucking wizard. Go suck a fucking dogs dick if you want to act like that. You’re not helping sick people. That doesn’t fucking work. Raising awareness is like Jerry Jones putting pills in a little Mexican girls mouth and kicking her in the ass telling her to go scream, “Cowboys!!!” for the rest of her life. Here go market for me for free, dump water on yourself for my charities that operate on a 10% efficiency. They are like fucking coal engines that pay the whiteys and give real fuckheads jobs.

No? You want to fucking argue??

Walk down any high end street in America and get attacked for your email address and an earful of garbage from some fucking RA type do gooder loser that’s too fucking stupid to ask his boss why his life sucks so much shit. What the fuck is my signature and email address going to do. One an hour and two chunky, corny schmucks pounding the pavement at 10 bucks an hour each. Fucking blow me. If that’s the way you think it works get in a car, get it up to top speed and shoot the top of your head off.

Let me waste your time and give you shit you could look up in one minute. Are you a retard like me? Good we're going to talk for too much time about something not that good.

Let me waste your time and give you shit you could look up in one minute. Are you a retard like me? Good we’re going to talk for too much time about something not that good.

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