”if you tuck your dick under your balls and make up reasons on how and why you lost it in the mirror you’ll laugh so fucking hard. I promise” – Jay Leno
education is literally unmonitored and teachers fuck students too much
if you’re fucking pump really hard so he cums.
Call your dad and patch things up.
Look up recipes for things and make them, it’s so much easier than the way you were going to do it
”this is going to be the real deal”-said the man with nothing to offer
Reuters says “the population of the world will top out at 50 billion hopefully”
AP reports that girls in the UK are having a tough time with their pussy shape
moving your body around helps keep fat from building up

FOOTAGE OF THE UKRAINE CRASH. BODIES FUCKING EVERYWHERE

This is exactly what the plane that crashed into the pentagon looked like 13 years ago remember? No this is

Million Dollar Extreme (MDE.tv) BANNED FROM INTERNET !?!!??!

BULLSHIT THIS WHOLE FUCKING INDUSTRY IS TOTAL BULLSHIT

General Motors sucks dick at making cars

If you have purchased one of millions vehicles from GM in the last 10 years I have some bad news for you. Those incompetent corporate charity cases at General Motors

Major U.S. Retailers: Gerber Baby Food Poisoned

At this time we recommend any jars of baby food--regardless of brand--be thrown out, and if you or your child have ingested baby food recently, call your local poison control