Look up recipes for things and make them, it’s so much easier than the way you were going to do it
”if you tuck your dick under your balls and make up reasons on how and why you lost it in the mirror you’ll laugh so fucking hard. I promise” – Jay Leno
Call your dad and patch things up.
education is literally unmonitored and teachers fuck students too much
if you’re fucking pump really hard so he cums.
Reuters says “the population of the world will top out at 50 billion hopefully”
moving your body around helps keep fat from building up
AP reports that girls in the UK are having a tough time with their pussy shape
”this is going to be the real deal”-said the man with nothing to offer

FOOTAGE OF THE UKRAINE CRASH. BODIES FUCKING EVERYWHERE

This is exactly what the plane that crashed into the pentagon looked like 13 years ago remember? No this is

General Motors sucks dick at making cars

If you have purchased one of millions vehicles from GM in the last 10 years I have some bad news for you. Those incompetent corporate charity cases at General Motors

Soccer, national suicide.

Admittedly, the longest I've ever been able to watch soccer is when I last played it on SEGA Genesis.  I remember laughing.  I also remember listening to

Which Celebrity Mom is Planning 2nd sex tape for their small child?

Kris Jenner She is currently attempting to talk her daughters friends into kissing her daughters on camera. Kylie and the other one, she is talking them into getting TMZ'd out at a

Bad Cop : You Cannot Be Fired, 2 videos that PROVE IT.

POST VIDEO OF COPS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE. IT’S GETTING OUT OF HAND.

10 Best $2000-ish Cars

Don’t buy New Cars: buy $2000 cars you dumb cock.

Rap is good right now: Bones

Wiggers are back in full force, but this time it’s good.

Fuck You Savings & Loan

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Guess what, slave? The IRS is weaponized against the people. Does that bother you at all?

    "Sometimes stuff just happens." Lois Lerner suck my dick.  Suck my dick Lois Lerner.  What do you think of that?  IRS suck my cock.  I hope you bring SWAT. Yes, stuff happens

Amanda “not ever once in anything good” Peet, best known for her role in ????? writes a truly glorious jewish book.

This is very impressive, I must say.  Amanda Peet is a world-famous actor, most famous for her role in Uta Hagen's acting DVD.  She was also in ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Which is