”this is going to be the real deal”-said the man with nothing to offer
”if you tuck your dick under your balls and make up reasons on how and why you lost it in the mirror you’ll laugh so fucking hard. I promise” – Jay Leno
moving your body around helps keep fat from building up
if you’re fucking pump really hard so he cums.
Call your dad and patch things up.
Look up recipes for things and make them, it’s so much easier than the way you were going to do it
education is literally unmonitored and teachers fuck students too much
Reuters says “the population of the world will top out at 50 billion hopefully”
AP reports that girls in the UK are having a tough time with their pussy shape

Things to never ever tell a Russian woman

Things to never ever tell a Russian woman

Dating Russian girls continues to be popular among western males. No surprise that